Lesbians foaming at the mouth

Lucy Lawless or as her friends and stalkers like to call her "Xena" is on TV again bringing alive the hopes of millions of lesbians and cross dressers around the world that Xena didn't die and maybe just maybe they will do a movie.

Lucy can be seen on Celebrity Duets which is on Fox TV on Thursday and Friday nights takes has been singers with has been actors and athletes forces them to sing duets together. http://www.fox.com/celebrityduets/

But Celebrity Duets is a far cry from the leather wearing, sword wielding, dark hero of our fantasies. Trust me in saying that our fantasies were damaged almost beyond repair with her being a biologist of some kind dealing with killer bats in New Orleans or human eating locusts across America and *gag* being married to some wimp with children. Seems to me they could have had her at least wear a leather coat in one of those poor quality movies to give us a hint, a prayer of what once was but looks like will never be again.

To see why the lesbian community is foaming at the mouth more then when they killed off the tennis player on the "L" Word go to the message board on Celebrity Duets and read the responses to the post that Lawless sucks. Lord did that bring the die hards out of the woodwork.

If you listen very closely when
you look at this picture you can
hear millions of lesbians chanting
Xena, Xena, Xena

Lucy though not the greatest singer there has potential, mostly because she can do no wrong has legs that go all the way up and she's Xena damn-it, why they put her with Kenny Loggins is beyond me. She will be gone soon enough if they continue to force her to sing his songs. I mean how many times can you sing Foot Loose anyway before it loses its charm and reminds you of how god awful the 80's actually were. (Correction by writer - the celebrity will be teamed up with a different singer every week. Let us all pray that they won't team her with Michael Bolton)

Where I stand on the subject is this: If they are going to put her in badly made movies about mutated killer bugs and blood sucking killer flying rodents and have her sing with aged rock stars, then why in God's name don't they just do a damn Xena movie? I say better to get chaffed wearing leather that is a bit too tight then singing 80's songs that make our skin crawl worse then the man eating killer locusts do.