I suck so damn Bad

I mean really, it has been a month and I haven't written anything. How fucking unblogger like is that. Am I saying that my life is so full of meaning that I don't have time to write? Or that I have a job and am so busy working with Al Gore (we are so tight I just call him "A" for short), no that isn't true either.

So since I don't have a job, cause I am still waiting for those lovely immigration chaps to open up the envelope I sent on March 1st and pull out the paper work and throw it on the floor and stomp on it. Oh sorry I was told in no uncertain terms not to say anything rude or disrespectful...

Please excuse the brief intermission while I wrote then deleted things I would really like to say but can't.

So I have tons of free time, no job, American Idol is down to the final four and Amazing Race is over, so why Claudia, why have I been so fucking lame?

Hey want to see a picture of me when I was doing Burlesque?

This is what they call in the "business", not sure what business as a distraction. Like pointing up in the sky and saying look look global warming while stealing some-one's SUV.

But here is my lame excuse.

Fucking Hockey Playoffs. Now I don't watch Hockey, don't particularly like the game, I mean if you took all the teams added up all the scores they wouldn't add up to one Football game, which means they should either give more points to each goal or that football is a sissy sport. Yeah well so for some reason the playoffs come every year, you pick players with the most teeth and brain cells and then you get up every morning and go to bed every night to see how these brain injured creatures did. Cause nothing pisses me off then picking someone I have no idea about and then they have the gall to not only not make points but the entire team loses and so now we are stuck with about 6 players while everyone else has a zillion. They take our 25 bucks - the hockey shark friend of ours, say it's for a good cause and then here they sit in the top 3 spaces.

Totally I mean totally how sucky is that?

And what is worse is that I have now watched a couple games and even know what hooking means, well I always knew what it meant but it means something completely different when you are on the ice with a stick.

So that is my feeble excuse

Oh yeah and I am starting a website and internet business, but I will give you more information as I get this puppy off and running.

Later