Since I don't want to Suck So Bad

I am writing again this month. April was bad and I can't say that writing twice in the month of May is a huge step away from being sucky it is more like being lazy.

There has been exciting things happening in my life. There really has, honestly. Like what? Well just last Friday they came to sweep the streets of our neighborhood, oh yeah I can see your blood rushing. The city sent out fliers informing us of this event, because it really is trust me. You see I stepped out my door and I heard the whooshing sound of the sweepers. SWEEPERS I screamed inside my head, which gave me a headache. I then dropped everything, ran and got a broom and started sweeping the sidewalks in front of my house. Why you ask did I become so frantic. I have no damn idea, all I know is on the flyer the city suggest moving your car off the street (the neighbor across the street didn't so his place is going to look really tacky.) The flyer also suggests that this might be a good time to sweep your driveway and the sidewalk. Well I do try and do what the Canadians do, so I trotted out with an old broom and started to furiously sweep the driveway and sidewalk that I never use like crazy. I feared for my sanity when I looked down the street and saw the only other person who was doing the same thing that I was, was an 8900 year old man who not only sweeps his sidewalk but street weekly. This was the point at which I came to the conclusion that I really need to get a job and those people that I will not name need to understand I really want to work. When a woman gets excited about street sweepers there are some serious emotional issues ahappening.

On a brighter note I have started up a website that you can check out on the side bar. I am designing dragons and other creatures out of clay and writing stories about them that you can buy if you are so inclined. I want you to the know that not only are the dragons and other creatures totally cool but the stories are exciting, funny and will keep your interest.

They are almost as exciting as street sweepers, yes they are.

I suck so damn Bad

I mean really, it has been a month and I haven't written anything. How fucking unblogger like is that. Am I saying that my life is so full of meaning that I don't have time to write? Or that I have a job and am so busy working with Al Gore (we are so tight I just call him "A" for short), no that isn't true either.

So since I don't have a job, cause I am still waiting for those lovely immigration chaps to open up the envelope I sent on March 1st and pull out the paper work and throw it on the floor and stomp on it. Oh sorry I was told in no uncertain terms not to say anything rude or disrespectful...

Please excuse the brief intermission while I wrote then deleted things I would really like to say but can't.

So I have tons of free time, no job, American Idol is down to the final four and Amazing Race is over, so why Claudia, why have I been so fucking lame?

Hey want to see a picture of me when I was doing Burlesque?

This is what they call in the "business", not sure what business as a distraction. Like pointing up in the sky and saying look look global warming while stealing some-one's SUV.

But here is my lame excuse.

Fucking Hockey Playoffs. Now I don't watch Hockey, don't particularly like the game, I mean if you took all the teams added up all the scores they wouldn't add up to one Football game, which means they should either give more points to each goal or that football is a sissy sport. Yeah well so for some reason the playoffs come every year, you pick players with the most teeth and brain cells and then you get up every morning and go to bed every night to see how these brain injured creatures did. Cause nothing pisses me off then picking someone I have no idea about and then they have the gall to not only not make points but the entire team loses and so now we are stuck with about 6 players while everyone else has a zillion. They take our 25 bucks - the hockey shark friend of ours, say it's for a good cause and then here they sit in the top 3 spaces.

Totally I mean totally how sucky is that?

And what is worse is that I have now watched a couple games and even know what hooking means, well I always knew what it meant but it means something completely different when you are on the ice with a stick.

So that is my feeble excuse

Oh yeah and I am starting a website and internet business, but I will give you more information as I get this puppy off and running.

Later