As Regina recovers from having the Rolling Stones tongue on the cover of the Leader Post for the past two months. I sit and ponder what I missed out on. Well I really didn't ponder that much at all, cause if I wanted to see a bunch of old people move about I could always go to the Extra Foods on Broadway. There are many who did go to the concert who are also pondering what they missed, since they accidentally got to the beer gardens at 3:30 and stayed there the entire time missing the show. But that is neither here nor there, well really it is mostly there since the beer gardens weren't here at my house, but there at the stadium. The biggest concert that Regina has ever hosted is over and we now only have the pleasure of looking forward to hockey and a damn good game of curling. What gossip or sightings can I add to this experience? Well I was standing behind a roadie at Starbucks that had to buy 10 drinks for the other roadies at the show. I did meet a young girl named Melanie whose father is an electrician and he was the only one from Regina allowed to work on the lighting for the show, so she was going to the show on Friday night and get to go back stage AND get a backstage t-shirt. She also got to go to the Nickleback show and the Grey Cup. I told her I bet you must be real popular, she said no she isn't and I told her then the kids at her school must be like totally stupid not to be friends with her because she is totally cool.
By using the words like "like", "stupid" and "totally" often in a sentence you can communicate to most every child. Some people like to use the word "gay" often but I think that is like totally stupid so I don't.
And we all know that nothing can happen in Regina unless if involves our Butchers Tracy and Dave. Yes not only were they going to the concert, but Mick ordered a rack of lamb from them. Yep, a fucking rack of lamp. So the lamb that Dave or Tracy touched (we are hoping with washed hands) was then picked up and eaten by none other then the man. Is this not cool?
But don't be bummed my friends, things are looking up for us in the next two months, cause 
who will be shooting a movie up in little old ReginaWood but none other the Charlize Theron. I have been told that if you are hip and a movie star or just like to get jacked up on coffee you will hang at the Atlantis Coffee Shop. I following this lead, did a drive by on Saturday and didn't see her there. A drive by isn't enough so, I believe that I will have to start hanging out there to see if she does show.
who will be shooting a movie up in little old ReginaWood but none other the Charlize Theron. I have been told that if you are hip and a movie star or just like to get jacked up on coffee you will hang at the Atlantis Coffee Shop. I following this lead, did a drive by on Saturday and didn't see her there. A drive by isn't enough so, I believe that I will have to start hanging out there to see if she does show. I am not sure but do restraining orders that are ordered by a judge in the states, do they really count up here? I mean really if the person that I have stalked from afar comes to where I live, then doesn't that mean all bets and laws are off?
I don't know but keep the lookout for a tall slender blond in most likely a baseball cap and sunglasses surrounded by big burly men.
Well that's all the news from Regina. Stay up to date as I try and track down the elusive Ms. Theron and find out if they have computers in jail.
